Leonard: I think we should be good neighbours, invite her over, make her feel welcome. Leonard: We already watched the Season Two DVDs. We’re going to start Season Two of Battlestar Galactica. Leonard: Should we have invited her for lunch? Penny: Thankyou, maybe we can have coffee sometime. Penny: Oh, okay, well, guess I’m your new neighbour, Penny. Leonard: Oh… uh… no… we don’t live together… um… we live together but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. Leonard: We don’t mean to interrupt, we live across the hall. Sheldon: Two hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition, yes she is. Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbour. Sheldon: No, that was the result of my work with lasers. Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school? Sheldon: No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was twelve, my father broke his clavicle.
Two millimetres? That doesn’t seem right. Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimetres, most people will trip. Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs? Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank? Scene: The stairs of the apartment building. Leonard: I don’t know, I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. Sheldon: What’s the protocol for leaving? Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads, but there’s some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler who doesn’t know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. There’s no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high IQ offspring, think about that. Leonard: What, are you kidding? You’re a semi-pro. Sheldon: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this. Receptionist: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here. See, Papa Doc’s capital idea, that’s Port-au-Prince. Leonard: One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabakov, twenty-six across is MCM, fourteen down is… move your finger… phylum, which makes fourteen across Port-au-Prince.
Sheldon: There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a tee-shirt. If it’s unobserved it will, however, if it’s observed after it’s left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits. Sheldon: So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits.
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